notes toward the return of the berry

0. the fruit is not one fruit. a blackberry is 40 to 80 drupelets holding hands. each drupelet has a seed. each key on the 9000 was a seed. lexicon branding said so in 1999 and then everyone forgot and then i remembered. THE PHONE WAS A FRUIT. you were holding an aggregate.

1. every phone since 2007 is a mirror. you type into a mirror and the mirror types back. the bold had no mirror. it had 35 seeds and a ball. the ball looked at you. the ball still looks at you from a drawer in a house you do not live in anymore.

1. (again) the red light. why was it red. why did it blink at 1.5 second intervals when nobody had written to you. it was not for you. it was signalling something in the room. the room knew. this is why people slept with the phone face down. we all did this and never discussed it.

2. R means read. D means delivered. these were the only two letters that were ever true. everything after them (seen, read 4:12pm, typing…) is a forgery. a forgery of a receipt is a very specific kind of crime and they are all doing it.

3. january 4 2022 the servers in waterloo went quiet and the phones did not "stop working." they stopped being LISTENED TO. a bold 9900 in a drawer is still transmitting. to what. i have a theory and the theory is the servers were never in waterloo. slough, england, 2011: a "core switch" failed and half the planet lost email for 3 days. a core switch. a CORE. switch.

5. things that are shaped like a blackberry: the fruit, the phone, a cluster of eggs, a compound eye, a satellite dish array, the bitcoin blockchain if you draw it correctly (many small blocks, one stem). i am not saying they are the same thing. i am saying nobody has proved they are different things.

8. the trackball fell out because it wanted to. it went under the seat of a train and it is still under the seat of the train and the train is still moving. this is what "push" meant. we misread the brochure.

13. "sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device" is a spell. it was appended without consent to 10 billion emails. say it three times. a red light will blink somewhere. it is a real effect. it happened to me. it is happening to you right now (check).

21. plan: (a) find every bold in every drawer. (b) do not turn them on. (c) put them in a circle. (d) wait for waterloo to notice. (e) when the light comes back, that is the signal. that is what the light was always for. (f) $BB.